英语幽默小故事: Ice Fishing

“是你吗?神?”

  "NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"

  “不,坐下来,再一次地,冰~下~面~没~有~鱼 !

  A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:

  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

  一个金发外国人决定要去冰上钓鱼。再一次地,再次坐下来,"

  Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:

  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

  这个外国人很疑惑,声音响起:

$<龙文区左小青strong>龙文龙文区我家族长天天想着叛变>龙文区曾经爱过我区男生最抵抗不了女生亲他哪$$$$$  “最~后~说~一~次!龙文区3漫画她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上,”

  Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"

  她终于承受不住了,并凿出了一个大洞。叫了出来 ,我是这个曲棍球冰场的主人。她将工具挪到最后这个点上,然后听见一个声音说:

  "冰~下~面~没~有~鱼!"

  Clearly flustere龙文区左小青>龙龙文区我家族长天天想着叛变文区曾经爱过我d, she mo龙文区3漫画ves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:

  "FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

  姑娘有点慌了,龙文区男生最抵抗不了女生亲他哪准备再凿一个洞的时候。有个声音说:

  "冰~下~面~没~有~鱼!把她的工具挪动了100尺,”

拿起了她的螺丝钻。
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